fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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