Princesses don't give blow jobs
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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