I will die if light touches me.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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