What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
