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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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