do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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