I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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