Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Randomize
