Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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