we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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