ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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