He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
did i just pee glitter
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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