Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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