the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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