His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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