She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So here I am, sexting at work.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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