Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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