she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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