After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My penis needs a shock collar
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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