you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
tell me about the fingering
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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