He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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