I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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