Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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