She said her name was "party"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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