i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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