I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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