areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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