Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
only you would photoshop your dick
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
What a dumb baby whore.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I see more hoeing in ur future
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