idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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