have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was born a porn star she said
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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