i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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