Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
don't judge my taste in strippers
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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