Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
