new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
one might say we're banned from that church
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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