I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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