Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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