How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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