nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Two words: nipple clamps
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