is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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