Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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