Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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