once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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