I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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