u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
