you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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