I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
His nipple licking is glorious
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