New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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