Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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