i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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