their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
