take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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